About Us

Was quite successful at creating marketing channels for pond scum in Hanford, CA. Prior to my current job I was importing Yugos in Tampa, FL. Earned praise for managing sheep in Phoenix, AZ. Spent 2001-2007 consulting about toy monkeys on Wall Street. Gifted in training Slinkies in Fort Lauderdale, FL. Spent 2001-2008 working with puppets in Atlantic City, NJ.